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            <title>BookTrust Teenage Prize.......</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, holy crap!&nbsp; To my absolutely delighted astonishment, I've just won the <a href="http://www.booktrust.org.uk/show/feature/Home/Booktrust-Teenage-Prize">BookTrust Teenage Prize</a>&nbsp;for <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406320757/ref=ed_oe_p">The Knife of Never Letting Go</a>.&nbsp; I was dead certain that I wouldn't win (Tanya Landman's <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Apache-Tanya-Landman/dp/1406303313/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1227023760&amp;sr=8-1">Apache</a>&nbsp;is particularly fine and also on the shortlist), so I gave a nicely incoherent speech and smiled like an idiot.</p>
<p>But very nice indeed, I must say, especially as I get my very first coverage on <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/7735625.stm">the BBC</a>&nbsp;ever.&nbsp; A fine day, though one in which I understandably haven't got much writing done.&nbsp; I've said it before, I'll say it again:&nbsp; Nifty.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Independent 50 Books For Winter</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>It's all been sort of pushy singing-my-own-praises here lately, hasn't it?&nbsp; Sorry, but I've been super-busy (still am) and then others keep doing nice things for me.</p>
<p>Like <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/">the Independent</a>&nbsp;making <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406320757/ref=ed_oe_p">The Knife of Never Letting Go</a>&nbsp;one of their <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/indybest/arts-books/the-50-best-winter-reads-1017075.html?action=Popup&amp;ino=25">50 Best Winter Reads</a>, along with people like Edith Wharton and Ian Rankin.&nbsp; See what I mean?&nbsp; Isn't that nice?</p>
<p>I also just got the first edition of my Spanish translation, <em>El Cuchillo en la Mano</em>, or "The Knife in the Hand", so all you Spanish speakers out there can see if the Independent is right.</p>
<p>Tangentially, I've started to seriously fund-raise for London Marathon, which I'm running in April, so why not <a href="http://www.justgiving.com/patrickness">sponsor me</a>?&nbsp; Lots of people have already started, it's for a good cause, and every little helps...</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Back and Busy and Book Two</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>So I'm back from lovely Cornwall, just in time to spend yesterday in Portsmouth, speaking to a very bright and engaged group of students, most of whom on the Master's in Creative Writing course.&nbsp; I got to be pompous and pontificable for two hours; bliss for any writer.</p>
<p>I've also been getting a lot of queries asking after Book Two of Chaos Walking (i.e., the sequel to <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406320757/ref=ed_oe_p">The Knife of Never Letting Go</a>).&nbsp; It's called <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ask-Answer-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406310263/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1226603482&amp;sr=1-4">The Ask and the Answer</a>, comes out in May in the UK (June in Australia, Sept in America), and is remarkably already available for pre-order from amazon, bless them.</p>
<p>In fact, we just finalised the cover for it this past week, and it's a corker.&nbsp; If you liked the Knife cover, you're gonna love this.</p>
<p>It's a busy week with appearances (see the <a href="http://www.patrickness.com/events/">Events</a>&nbsp;page for details) and the <a href="http://www.bookheads.org.uk/show/feature/Home/Booktrust-Teenage-Prize-2008">BookTrust Teenage Prize</a>, which is announced at a ceremony on Tuesday.&nbsp; Quality problems, I know, but I do have a third book to write...</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Borders television</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>The Cornish writer's break keeps getting interrupted with news on <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406320757/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1226080863&amp;sr=8-2">The Knife of Never Letting Go</a>, but it's all good, so I can hardly complain.</p>
<p>After the niceness of the being one of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/">Amazon.com's</a>&nbsp;<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Knife-Never-Letting-Go-Walking/dp/0763639311/ref=br_lf_m_1000298291_1_7_ttl?ie=UTF8&amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;s=books&amp;pf_rd_p=457501001&amp;pf_rd_s=center-2&amp;pf_rd_t=1401&amp;pf_rd_i=1000298291&amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_r=0DJ8GWH1HNW6D00K8V5D">Best Books of 2008</a>&nbsp;and the additional pleasure of being on the <a href="http://www.carnegiegreenaway.org.uk/pressdesk/press.php?release=pres_nom_car_2009.html">Carnegie Medal longlist</a>, you can now watch a video-taped interview of me on <a href="http://www.borders.co.uk/borders_tv">Borders Books television</a>!</p>
<p>Yes, actual video footage!&nbsp; Thrill as you listen to my tortured Greg Rusedski accent!&nbsp; Swoon as you can see just exactly where I'm going to have a double chin in ten years!&nbsp; Vividly imagine the lengthy interval when we were interrupted by a genial drunken Welshman!</p>
<p>Apparently, I really look like this.</p>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>Still in Cornwall and in haste, just to say that <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406320757/ref=ed_oe_p">The Knife of Never Letting Go</a>&nbsp;has been <a href="http://www.carnegiegreenaway.org.uk/pressdesk/press.php?release=pres_nom_car_2009.html">longlisted</a> for the <a href="http://www.carnegiegreenaway.org.uk/carnegie/">Carnegie Medal</a>, which is a heckuva big honour.&nbsp; It's the one chosen exclusively by Children's Librarians, so people who really know and believe in their stuff.&nbsp; It's a long longlist and the shortlist isn't until April, but a nice thing, yesiree.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Amazon.com Books of the Year</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>I write from beautiful Cornwall on Election Day, but I won't write about either.&nbsp; Nor will I write about the tinnitus that is turning the entire world into a low, vibrating hum.&nbsp; Weird.</p>
<p>Instead, I write with the lovely and surprising news (I didn't even know they did this) that the good people at <a href="http://www.amazon.com/">Amazon.com</a>&nbsp;(the US version, that is) have made <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Knife-Never-Letting-Go-Walking/dp/0763639311/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1225819405&amp;sr=8-1">The Knife of Never Letting Go</a>&nbsp;one of its <a href="http://www.amazon.com/b/ref=amb_link_7834892_2?ie=UTF8&amp;node=1239030011&amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=hero-quick-promo&amp;pf_rd_r=0GC2N710WFJ3YCRTA715&amp;pf_rd_t=201&amp;pf_rd_p=459407001&amp;pf_rd_i=0763639311">Best Books of 2008</a>.&nbsp; Which, I must say, is pretty nifty.</p>
<p>It's one of the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=amb_link_7834572_10?ie=UTF8&amp;plgroup=1&amp;docId=1000298291&amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=center-6&amp;pf_rd_r=04S00BDBHCXHE47W1YDJ&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=459526401&amp;pf_rd_i=1239030011">top ten teen books of the year</a>&nbsp;as well as being on their <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?ie=UTF8&amp;plgroup=1&amp;docId=1000298741&amp;plpage=3">top 100 books overall</a>.&nbsp; Excellent stuff, very pleasing, I must say, all the more so for being unexpected.&nbsp; But then, you can always trust a Seattle company...</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Before I go...</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm off to Cornwall tomorrow for a nicely-timed bit of house-sitting/writer's retreat type thing.&nbsp; Ever notice how writer's are the only profession that take "retreats"?&nbsp; You never hear of an accountancy clerk flying out to the Hebrides to do a little bit of private, reflective&nbsp;actuary, do you?</p>
<p>It's not as if I'll be in the hinterlands and will still be electronically active (especially, like most of us, for certain election results), but before I go, I wanted to post some reminders of current things.&nbsp; First, two events I'm doing in November:&nbsp; 17 November, the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.beyondwords.org.uk/event/16/">UCS Beyond Words Festival</a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;29 November, the <a href="http://www.bigscienceread.org/events/default.aspx?ID=61">Big Science Read</a>, at Bury Central Library, near Manchester.&nbsp; See the <a href="http://www.patrickness.com/events/">Events</a>&nbsp;tab for more details.</p>
<p>Next, there's still time (if you're in the UK and between the ages of 5 and 16) to enter the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/oct/25/comic-family1">competition</a>&nbsp;they've asked me to set and judge in the Guardian.&nbsp; </p>
<p>And finally, the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1406320757/ref=s9sims_c5_14_at1-rfc_p-frt_p_si2?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&amp;pf_rd_s=center-1&amp;pf_rd_r=0BNZRT3S358771KK6YVM&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=222506291&amp;pf_rd_i=468294">paperback</a>&nbsp;of <strong><em>The Knife of Never Letting Go</em></strong> is at last in stores.&nbsp; I know, because I've seen it, despite what Amazon keeps claiming about it not being out until next week.</p>
<p>Otherwise, happy Halloween and Armistice.&nbsp; I might write before then, but only if I feel like it.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Guardian competition for young writers</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>I've set a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/oct/25/comic-family1">competition</a>&nbsp;in today's <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/">Guardian</a>&nbsp;for young writers in the UK between the ages of 5 and 16, with some very good prizes.&nbsp; It's in the Comics page in the Family section, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/oct/25/comic-family1">check it out</a>.</p>
<p>I've provided the opening and closing lines, so the young people who enter have to connect the dots in the most interesting and thrilling way.&nbsp; I get to judge the winner personally, so this ought to be fun.&nbsp; Good luck!</p>
<p>(Again, though, note the age requirement and that it's for UK residents only (sorry, America and Australia, but I'm working on it...))</p>]]></description>
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            <title>I&apos;ve been Wikied (and a new play to see)</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>By whatever strange alchemy that runs&nbsp;<a href="http://www.wikipedia.org/">Wikipedia</a>, I now have my very own <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Ness">entry</a>.&nbsp; It's not especially good yet, as they (whoever "they" ended up being) have pretty much just summarised my biog page from this website.&nbsp; </p>
<p>I'm sure they meant well, but I have to say, my biog page is sort of friendly and fun; the resulting translation to Wiki loses something and seems oddly accusatory, as if sometime, somewhere, I'd tried to deny these facts.&nbsp; What are you gonna do?&nbsp; I should probably start lying in interviews and official sources, see what sticks.&nbsp; Have I mentioned I'm half Mauritanian?</p>
<p>I'm also on a bit of a roll at the minute with good theatre.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/walworth">The Walworth Farce</a>&nbsp;at the National is brilliant:&nbsp; funny and ripely written and very menacing.&nbsp; Go see it.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Knife paperback in stores now(ish)!  And events, too...</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Because it won the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/sep/27/booksforchildrenandteenagers">Guardian Children's Fiction Prize</a>, my lovely publishers <a href="http://www.walker.co.uk/">Walker Books</a>&nbsp;have brought the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406320757/ref=ed_oe_p">paperback</a>&nbsp;of <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406320757/ref=ed_oe_p">The Knife of Never Letting Go</a>&nbsp;up to this very week!&nbsp; Yes, yes, Amazon says 3 Nov still, but it was shipped from the Walker warehouses today (if everything went according to plan), so it should be in bookstores - and at Amazon - by about Wednesday.</p>
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<form class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" mt:asset-id="4"><img class="mt-image-left" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 20px 20px 0px; WIDTH: 158px; HEIGHT: 235px" height="2175" alt="Knife paperback jpeg.jpg" src="http://www.patrickness.com/Knife%20paperback%20jpeg.jpg" width="1417" /></form>And here's a picture of the cover they've done, which looks even better on the real thing because the Noise is covering it in gloss.&nbsp; Cool stuff.</p>
<p>I've also made a rare update to the Events tab, so take a look.&nbsp; I'm appearing at the <a href="http://www.beyondwords.org.uk/event/16/">UCS Beyond Words Festival</a>&nbsp;on 17 November, and as part of the <a href="http://www.bigscienceread.org/events/default.aspx?ID=61">Big Science Read</a>&nbsp;in Manchester (actually, Bury for my particular event) on 29 November, which is moderated by Katherine Beacon, one of my favourite people in the world.&nbsp; How nice if I see you there (and more to come...)</p>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>So, as a birthday present, we paid the approx. 700&nbsp;pound&nbsp;cover price and went to see <a href="http://www.billyelliotthemusical.com/">Billy Elliot the Musical</a>.&nbsp; And let me tell, expensive tickets or not, I loved it.&nbsp; In fact, let me exclamation point that:&nbsp; I loved it!</p>
<p>First of all, it has a real book, rather than just the usual stitched-together nonsense (see <a href="http://www.patrickness.com/2008/10/im-too-busy-never-walking-alon.html">Carousel</a>).&nbsp; Second, it's funny and smart and sentimental and paced exactly right.&nbsp; And third - and best of all - it has the foulest mouth of any musical I've ever seen.&nbsp; There's something utterly splendid of a chorus of cherub-faced wee girls singing, "O my darling, o my darling, o my darling Heseltine/You're a tosser, you're a wanker, and you're just a Tory swine".&nbsp; And that's only what's publishable on a family blog.</p>
<p>Really, I have no idea how this is going to go down in New York (where it opens this month); the accent alone will be an obstacle (it's called Geordie, for all you US readers), the politics and references will be baffling, and I get the feeling that "family shows" have about 600 fewer uses of the f-word.&nbsp; Who cares?&nbsp; It's how musicals should be and rarely are:&nbsp; good for your brain, actually about something, and shamelessly tugging at your heartstrings while cussing you out.&nbsp; Brilliant.</p>
<p>On a tangential note further north, there's quite a nice <a href="http://living.scotsman.com/books/Teen-fiction-reviews-their-dark.4601393.jp">review</a>&nbsp;of <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Go-Walking/dp/1406310255">Knife of Never Letting Go</a>&nbsp;in the Scotsman today (and another in the Australian <a href="http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24495264-5003424,00.html">Courier-Mail</a>, so not really north at all, that one)&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>I looked at last year's diary entry for tomorrow (17 October), and it's all about Anne Enright winning the Booker.&nbsp; I completely neglected to mention that it was my birthday.&nbsp; Which is typical, I always forget I'm having a birthday and then wonder why no one remembers it for me.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, tomorrow is my birthday.&nbsp; I don't believe in even the tiniest portion of astrology, but if you've got to be a sign, everyone knows Libra is the best.</p>
<p>In other news, the paperback of <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knife-Never-Letting-Chaos-Walking/dp/1406320757/ref=ed_oe_p">The Knife of Never Letting Go</a>&nbsp;will be in bookstores by the middle of next week.&nbsp; It looks great.&nbsp; I'll have a picture up soon...</p>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>Yes, I know, I promised the iPod of Two, but how about an iPod EP of songs sung in a foreign language?&nbsp; And not just French either...</p>
<p><strong>Quand Vous Mourez Do Nos Amours </strong>by Rufus Wainwright (yes, used once before, but his best performance, with the McGarrigle Sisters on backing vocals)</p>
<p><strong>Mein Teil </strong>by Rammstein (even the name Rammstein makes me laugh; of course it's the PSB remix, unlistenable otherwise; the title is a dirty pun and the song is about cannibalism: German heavy metal, what can you do?)</p>
<p><strong>While the Earth Sleeps </strong>by Deep Forest&nbsp; (good God, remember Deep Forest?&nbsp; Peter Gabriel singing in extremely catchy Macedonian)</p>
<p><strong>Der Kommissar&nbsp;</strong>by Falco&nbsp; (Dreh dich nicht um (oh wha oh), schau, schau/der Kommissar geht um (oh oh oh!); prompting the classic Simpsons line:&nbsp; "Thank you, Taco, for that lovely tribute to Falco")</p>
<p><strong>Le Yeux de Ton&nbsp;Pere </strong>by Les Negresses Vertes&nbsp; (The Eyes of&nbsp;Your Father,&nbsp;or as the lyrics go, "Your mother has made an&nbsp;omelette with the eyes of your father"; hell if I know, but it's awfully jaunty)</p>
<p>And a special mention&nbsp;to <strong>Fotzepolitic </strong>by Cocteau Twins,&nbsp;which isn't any language whatsoever.&nbsp; See also anything&nbsp;by <strong>Sigur&nbsp;Ros</strong>.&nbsp; Auf wiedersehen!&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>I consider myself a pretty well-read individual, but I'll admit it:&nbsp; I've never heard of <a href="http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/literature/laureates/2008/">Jean-Marie Gustave le Clezio</a>.&nbsp; But congrats to him (and there goes the pen name I was planning on using.)</p>
<p>I have of course heard of last year's winner, though.&nbsp; In fact, I met Doris Lessing once at the HarperCollins Summer Party.&nbsp; She was lovely and tiny and a wee bit hobbit-like and I was so afraid of saying something stupid, I didn't say anything at all.</p>
<p>Later (and this is true) I was talking to some other people I'd just met and they were asking me how I was enjoying my very first publishing party (which it was).&nbsp; I, nervous and braying (as I often get when I'm nervous), said, "Well, I met Doris Lessing."&nbsp; They said, "How as that?".&nbsp; I then decided, in a moment of idiotic madness, to make the following, ahem, joke:&nbsp; "She hit on me.&nbsp; It was awkward for everyone."</p>
<p>After the unsurprising stony silence this received, I then brayed, "So, what do you do?"&nbsp; And they answered, with impeccable timing, "We're Doris Lessing's agents."</p>
<p>A tumbleweed then rolled through the middle of us.&nbsp; I cringe even thinking of it.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Half-Marathon post mortem</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday I ran in the soon-to-be-infamous&nbsp;<a href="http://www.runtothebeat.co.uk/">Run-to-the-Beat</a>&nbsp;half-marathon, and good God, what a shambles.&nbsp; Two things happened that couldn't be foreseen:&nbsp; 1) a complete transport meltdown (I was trapped on the Jubilee Line between Bermondsey and Canada Water for 40 minutes), and 2) the weather. It rained.&nbsp; And rained.&nbsp; And rained and rained and rained and rained...</p>
<p>But acts of God (and TfL) weren't to blame for 1) mile markers that were&nbsp;apparently wild guesses&nbsp;(I did a split of 8:09 followed by an exact same pace split of 9:12, yes, okay), 2) less music on the course than even a marathon, 3) bag checks of almost Biblical disarray, and 4) <a href="http://runtomybeat.co.uk/forums/p/228/776.aspx#776">a course that might actually have been too long.</a>&nbsp; Take a look at the <a href="http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/events/ratingsall.asp?P=1&amp;ugn=7333&amp;year=0&amp;en=42999&amp;v=1&amp;sp">Runner's World feedback</a>.&nbsp; Improvement needed.</p>
<p>Despite all of that, I was aiming for 2 hours and ran 1 hour, 54 minutes and 59 seconds (and boy did I bloody earn that last minute).&nbsp; And that was in pouring, constant rain, so I'm extremely happy about that.&nbsp; Now, you've seen my dedication, why not <a href="http://www.justgiving.com/patrickness">sponsor me for a whole marathon</a>?&nbsp; I keep asking and replying nicely to emails, so why not give to a good cause, eh?&nbsp; Now, back to bed to rest my aching back.</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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